How can I get my thesis published without a whole lot of work? Which publisher is best? Why is my book not available in bookstores? Where can I actually meet and talk to a publisher? Does it have to take so long to decide if you want to publish my book? Why do publishers hate edited volumes? Why (not) self-publish? Who buys the most books? How do publishers promote their books? Why is it taking so long to publish my book? Why are the prices of this publisher so high that for that one so cheap? What is the ideal length of a book? What fonts should I use? What happens at book fairs?
There are no dumb questions. Rather, arguably it is dumb not to ask.
All of your questions are welcome (though no promises that I can answer you immediately at length).
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